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Midnight man
The midnight man is a poor soul who sam golbach (aka has a the smallest dick on the block) keeps annoying and
Midnight man: oooh a new person to haunt hahahahaha
Sam:....
Midnight man: oh for fucks sake you again?!?
Sam:...
Midnight man:...
Sam: sooooo how’s it gooooinnnng
Midnight man: well lucifer dumped me again he cheated with Gabriel can you believe it?!
Sam: yeah dude that mad
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When studying for an exam, anything learned after midnight will be forgotten the next day.
I stayed up all night cramming, but didn't do well on the test because I was so tired. Should have remembered the midnight rule and gotten a good night's sleep.
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Someone who masterbates while driving at night with the interior car lights on. Often has the intention of startling women driving alongside him.
Bailey was scarred when she glanced over at a stop light and saw a midnight rider grinning at her and stroking his cock.
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A midnight girl is a girl that only comes out at night most of the time but not all the time
guy1; hey there is a new girl in town ,
guy2 ; she's not new she's been in this town for a year she's a midnight girl she only comes out at night
Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.
Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?
No, I haven't
Well you should!
A sexy lesbian stripper who makes every girl fall in love with her and want to bang her.
Hey, did you see Midnight trigger. Oh, all I want to do is tap that!
when you and your man talk until midnight
l: "🕛 midnight session"
d: "🕛🕛🕛"