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Midnight man
The midnight man is a poor soul who sam golbach (aka has a the smallest dick on the block) keeps annoying and
Midnight man: oooh a new person to haunt hahahahaha
Sam:....
Midnight man: oh for fucks sake you again?!?
Sam:...
Midnight man:...
Sam: sooooo how’s it gooooinnnng
Midnight man: well lucifer dumped me again he cheated with Gabriel can you believe it?!
Sam: yeah dude that mad
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When studying for an exam, anything learned after midnight will be forgotten the next day.
I stayed up all night cramming, but didn't do well on the test because I was so tired. Should have remembered the midnight rule and gotten a good night's sleep.
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Someone who masterbates while driving at night with the interior car lights on. Often has the intention of startling women driving alongside him.
Bailey was scarred when she glanced over at a stop light and saw a midnight rider grinning at her and stroking his cock.
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A prestigious name for the night crawling young female who looks absolutely fabulous in whatever she wears. She is often referred to by her fellow night crawlers as simply panther.
There goes Midnight Panther!!! Damn shes hot!
(noun) a person that blows your mind via random acts of freestylin', gratuitous sexual acts and/or references, and outlandish egocentric behavior
1. Homeboy's straight finger-blasting that chick in the club, that dude's a midnight stunner, son.
2. The young man purchased three bottles at the club & poured them all over the establishment's couch; that's midnight stunner shit
The act of eating out a black woman who is extremely dark skinned
Me and that black girl had the best chocolate midnight session.
Any full meal made by or for friends after midnight. The meal is too big to be considered a midnight snack, while also occurring too late in the day to be considered dinner.
Hey bro, want to come over after work for midnight spaghetti?