Minecraft fanboy

An guy which rages over minecraft and spams in versus videos that minecraft is better.

(In crappy versus videos)

Normal Guy : Stop the fight you dumb fanboys, this is annoying.

Minecraft fanboy : NAAH LOL MINECRAFT IS AWESUM IT HAS RANDOMLY GENERATED TERRAIN AND ALOT OF MATURE ADULTS AND FACTIONS AND ALOT OF CRAP THHAHAHHTROLL

ITS BETTER THAN ROBLOX AND BLOCKLAND AND OMGTROLOLOLOL

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Philza Minecraft

Philza Minecraft is a dentist.

Philza Minecraft recommends Colgate

Philza Minecraft is a tory.

Philza Minecraft is the husband of Mumza

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minecraft phase

The annual 2 week phase of the minecraft grind that most people find themselves stuck in.

Kyle: Bro it's time for the annual minecraft phase.
David: Time for two weeks with all the boys.

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Hop on Minecraft

Invitation to Hot Hardcore lesbian sex

-Hey Alice, wanna hop on Minecraft?
+I thought you would never asked me!

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Minecraft fanboy

A Minecraft fanboy thinks just because a thing is in Minecraft they think everything else that has that thing is copying Minecraft.

All Nintendo games on the Nintendo 64 have the same graphics as Minecraft. Therefor the Minecraft fanboy thinks it is copying it.

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Minecraft OCD

When you play Minecraft and everything has to be in order, land has to be even, and etc.

Just play can you get your example of Minecraft OCD

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Minecraft Sickness

A common sickness experienced by builders who play Minecraft for an extended period of time, especially Survival Mode.

Some symptoms of minecraft sickness are:
-renewed fear of the dark
-urge to place torches in a dark hall
-wondering if there's any diamond under your house in real life
-urge to punch trees
-animal abuse
-putting raw pork into stove

Junkie1 and Junkie2 are going camping

1: Bro, its getting dark, we need to light some torches and put them on the trees
2: ok! (gets coal from grill and a stick)
1: no wait i already have some! (gets matches)
2: wait what we thinking! putting torches on trees is just as bad as flint and iron!
1: well if we cant have light, we have to stay up all night and make sure creepers don't get us.
2: we can still make a small fort with the wood around us (punches trees)
1: (comes to senses) oh no! we have minecraft sickness!

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