Adrian Monk

He is a fictional detective who's wife died in a car bomb. He has many mental health issues and many phobias. (which include the phobia of milk and germs)

"Hey have you seen Adrian Monk around? I need someone to solve this homicide."
"Nope, I think he's busy washing his hands."

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monk blump

when you give someone else head while youre taking a shit

my girl friend was taking a fat shit so i walked in the bathroom and asked for a monk blump

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Monk-fish

A fish derived of it's sanity and has the lowest IQ possible

Jash fish

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Ganja Monks

A group of people who have been known to cause anarchy and disorder throughout the Renfrewshire region of Scotland and further a field.

Ganja monks , ganja monks , dugs are scared of the ganja monks

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cuff a monk

to manipulate female Genitalia with ones hands(fingerbang)

every time I go out with a girl I have to cuff a monk

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fat monk

a fat monk, according to all the boys in my art and english class, is a slang term for a vagina. Apparently becuase there is like a little line like right where your pants are and do it looks like a monks head? or something idk the teacher started yelling at us but thats what i got out of it. So. yeah.

and its also apparently a good thing.

"Ey bay bay, you gots yourself a fat monk!"
"a what?"
"A fat monk, you know wat dat is?"
"uhm.....no"
"Ha, ask counrty to touch your fat monk"
"OK"
*goes over and askes*
and he grabbed my pussy. the end

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brooke monk

she is beautiful, and a great person. her tiktoks make me happy, and she is a lovely being.

Omg did you see brooke monk’s new post? Look how pretty she is!

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