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The act of surgically attaching an 8+ inch male Homo Sapien penis to a monkey, (preferably a chimpanzee) and then dubbing said monkey a "Penis Monkey".
Did you hear about the Zoo's new attraction? It's a Penis Monkey!
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1. An adjustable wrench.
2. An imaginary tool of sabotage, destruction, overthrow and mischief.
1. Hey would you be so kind and hand me that monkey wrench?
2. Everything was going so well but then you threw a monkey wrench in my plan.
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The act of separating a disgustingly repulsive female from her highly attractive female friend in order to give your buddy a much better chance of initiating a sexual encounter with the attractive girl. If the unattractive friend was still around she would likely be doing copious amounts of cock blocking and being generally unsightly and annoying, which would not bode well for your friends efforts and ultimate goal of penetration, and is in fact the reason why most monkeys are thrown.
Throwing a monkey is a sacrifice you are making for your friend and can be accomplished in many ways. Throwing a monkey for someone is a highly respectable act and lets people know that you are unselfish, reliable, and when it comes crunch time you can come through in the clutch. You will likely get at least one favor in return for successfully throwing a monkey.
This term is in relation to throwing a monkey in Call of Duty Black Ops Zombie mode, which in dire situations you throw to force the ugly zombies that you know are about to be a potential problem or that are annoying you to remove themselves from your immediate location and follow the monkey so you can do something satisfying like hit the mystery box or upgrade your ray gun. Monkeys are often thrown when you need to revive a friend to help him get back into action.
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Garrett: "Yo dude I think I might have that hot ass girl in the bag I've been talking to tonight, but her ugly ass friend won't leave her side so I can really start spitting my A game and seal the deal, can you throw a monkey for me?"
Foster: "Yeah dude, I'll go talk to her and get her to follow me to the other bar upstairs and buy her some drinks."
Garrett: "Thanks man I owe you one"
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Foster: "Yo dude I need you to throw a monkey for me man asap"
Garrett: "I got you dawg, you helped me out last time. I'm gonna slip my wallet in her coat pocket secretly and tell the bouncer i saw her steal it off of the counter and make sure she gets kicked out, no worries man I got your back"
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Cheap shoes, shoes that are made of inferior material. Shoes that are usually consisted mostly of plastic.
"Man, look at John with those monkey plastics on".
"My mom is supposed to be gettin me some new shoes, I hope they're not monkey plastics!"
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a block of time, carefully set aside for the sole purpose of engaging in auto-erotic behavior
Mom: Has anyone seen Rufus? I can't find the little dude.
Young son and Rufus' bro: Check the basement closet. It's monkey time in RufusLand. Ole'.
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Secret meaning of SIMP.
S - niper
I -
M - onkey
P -
Damn bro you are a real simp/sniper monkey (monkeys are pretty cool, guess how cool sniper monkeys are)😎
That was sick. You are a simp.🥶
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'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.
Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.
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