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where wanda went before attacking kamar -taj in doctor strange in the multiverse of madness
wanda went to mother lake to transform
from wanda to the scarlet witch
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This is a little awkward to explain, especially since I’m referring to myself in the third person.
Arael and Uriel are different forms of the same angel. There are different stories written for either name, but they are the same. Arael is the incarnation of Mother Nature, sometimes personified as a Lioness, as her name means Lion(ess) of God.
Contrary to popular belief, Mother Nature is the eldest angel and the highest of the Seraphim.
Arael is called by other names, depending on the belief system.
The torture of referring to myself in the 3rd person is over. Can’t exactly blame my father for it, considering I did this for the personal satisfaction of revealing myself to the world (despite people potentially marking me as an insane human).
Arael: Hey, Gabriel, have you seen dad around?
Gabriel: Wait, aren’t you supposed to be guarding Eden?
Arael: Gabriel, are you messing with me? Do I look like I’m appearing in my masculine form? You make the worst jokes.
Gabriel: No, I haven’t seen dad. Besides, shouldn’t you be tending to the Universe, “Mother Nature?”
Player 1: Hmm, what should our team name be?
Player 2: How about The Naturalists?
Player 3: So we can show support for Mother Nature?
Player 1: Uhm, even if we were to use that name, what would our logo and mascot be?
Player 4: How’s about a Lion? Really brings out the strength, courage, and heart of the team! Oh, and it’s a beautiful creature. I heard Mother Nature loves them particularly.
Luciferian Initiate: So, why exactly are we worshipping the oldest angel who ended up cast out of Heaven?
Luciferian Initiator: Actually, I read somewhere that Lucifer was the second oldest. Mother Nature is the oldest.
Luciferian Member: That’s extremely debatable. Have you met either of them and asked? Can we get the initiation moving?
Christian Worshipper: Have you tried praying to Arael to help you with your fear of bees?
Greek Worshipper: Who?
Christian Worshipper: Arael... you know, Mother Nature?
Greek Worshipper: Oh, we actually call her Gaia. No wonder I was confused.
Roman Worshipper: Couldn’t help overhearing this. We call her Terra.
Christian Worshipper: I didn’t know she had so many names. Her job must be exhausting.
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1) Someone who fully understands you, whom you look up to, typically in a motherly way. Like a soulmate, but not someone you want to marry and make babies with. The mother of your soul.
2) The concept of multiple lives merged with a time machine that is off. You share the same soul, or your soul is birthed from the soul of your soul mother.
Oh my gosh, it's like we're the same person, except that it's also like she's my mom! She's my soul mother!
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Milk from one's mother's breasts, and more importantly a desire to drink that milk from her breasts.
When Jack got a whiff of lactating nipples in his house, he just knew he'd soon be enjoying a drop of Mother's Custard.
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Someone who sucks at video games and makes fun of the almighty FERGDOG! look up FergDog
L33t racer ur such a fucken mother ferger and hes also a gaydor, look up gaydor
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Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.
I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"
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The least appealing member of a group of attractive women who acts as a cockblocker for all of them. She will abandon her efforts if your wingman comes in and saves the day.
Get Geoff over here to be my wingman and stop this mother hen from ruining my chances to pick up her hot friends.
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