Instead of the drink Mountain dew. Its a word meaning " Mount and do ya (Sex)
"Hey Rachel, I totally wanna Mountain Dewya."
The coolest show on cable, they chase after shit like Bigfoot and try to catch them
Jim: wanna go watch mountain monsters?
Tom: hell yeah
People who live in N.H. or M.E. mostly lumber-jackers, or hill-billies. Mountain beathers can't afford good dental services, and have to drive three hours on dirt roads to get to their destination. Nobody comes to visit them, because nobody can find them, way up high in the mountians. Mountain breathers, are enviormental and ride tractors and go hunting for their food.
Ex: a mountain breather is someone with overalls and suspenders. Someone who doesn't know a thing about political statuses.
Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son
Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???
A way to be all encompassing of alpine downhill sports. As it is uninclusive to say hey let's go skiing when others snowboard.
Person 1: hey let's go skiing
Person 2: excuse me, I snowboard
1: oh I'm sorry bud, let's go mountain downing
A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.
Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."
When a woman is laying on her back, and her nipples are perky and upright resembling the peak of two mountains-in some cases three.
"Hey Janet just passed out drunk on the floor!"
"So what?"
"The AC is cranked up! Mountain peaks!"
"The hell is wrong with you?"