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Muscle hoagie is a man's large dick.
Carl 's girlfriend was comin over for dinner. Carl decided he was gonna feed her his muscle hoagie.
A woman who works out and has gains to show it. They’re strong in many ways than one, and aren’t afraid to leave their mark in the weight room or to shy away from challenges. Often regarded as very intimidating by others, however can be quite the opposite when approached (if you’re not too afraid to approach that is).
You see her over there? She’s deadlifting 350lbs, 350! She’s a Muscle Maiden without a doubt.
Cardiac muscle is one of the three types of muscle in your body. It is the muscle of the heart that contracts to pump blood to the rest of the body.
Person 1: *lives*
Person 2: "I guess your cardiac muscle is doing it's job, huh?"
Involuntary contractions of a muscle, typically harmless and temporary, but can be painful.
"Ow my muscle! What is this?" "Muscle sperm lolololol"
a pimps penis,cock,or tallywacker
the pimps pimp muscle was stiff with excitement
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When a male has fapped so much, that one arm is bigger than the other one.
Guy 1 "Dude how did Daniel get so buff?"
Guy 2 "Look at his arm."
Guy 2 "It's because he tones his Masturbation Muscle."
Daniel "No! I just workout."
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(n) When someone says stuff on their wall, others wall, and or private message that they would never say in person.
(v) The act of messaging or posting on a wall, that would never be said in person.
(adj) ex: The guy hit on a girl by posting how hot she is on her photo in facebook, but when they got together he coward away. "Man that guy has facebook muscles".
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