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Marriage muscle

(Noun) The penis.

The wedding night: After a wonderful day, Winona wondered when she might get a peek at Walter’s famously huge marriage muscle...

by Tempus Fuggin Fugit April 1, 2021


Twitter muscle

The ability to make inflammatory or derogatory statements on social media outlets without fear of repercussion.

The nerdy little football fan flexed his twitter muscle when he tweeted "Ndamakong Suh is a big pussy! I could kick his ass!"

by TherealGirthquake January 12, 2017


Muscle sperm

Involuntary contractions of a muscle, typically harmless and temporary, but can be painful.

"Ow my muscle! What is this?" "Muscle sperm lolololol"

by Maximum Hamilton June 21, 2023


Liam’s muscles

Liam WILL HAVE THE BIGGEST muscles you’ve ever seen girls can’t take there eyes off them he is a chick magnet. One year he will have no muscles at all then a few years late He will work out like mad.

2019 girl : omg liam has no muscles.
2022 girl : damn liams so hot and his ripped!!!
Liam’s muscles. Liam has no muscle then is ripped

by Big brain kid 69 March 4, 2022


pimp muscle

a pimps penis,cock,or tallywacker

the pimps pimp muscle was stiff with excitement

by Tyler Barron January 27, 2005

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Masturbation Muscle

When a male has fapped so much, that one arm is bigger than the other one.

Guy 1 "Dude how did Daniel get so buff?"

Guy 2 "Look at his arm."

Guy 2 "It's because he tones his Masturbation Muscle."

Daniel "No! I just workout."

by Lifewithaknife November 1, 2011

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jo muscle

the jack-off muscle

put your dominant arm out in front of you.
put your hand in a fist.
then move your wrist up and down.
you will see the muscle in your arm go up and down.
girls already have it but boys can develop a bigger jo muscle.

by mrs. phelps<3 October 9, 2008

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