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Negative weight shit

The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.

Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.

"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.

by Pbaddy September 10, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Negative canthal tilt

When the inside edge of your eye (medial canthus) is higher than the the outside part of your eye (lateral canthus). This forms a negatively slanted eye that can make you look tired, submissive, or old. Popular determiner of attractiveness in looksmaxxing/incel communities.

Truecel: Bro I've been rejected for the 20th time by low-tier Beckys.

Incel: it's because of your negative canthal tilt, brocel. It's over for you, just ropemaxx

by its0verbuddyboyo April 14, 2023

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infinitely negative iq

People who are beyond stupid and are just oblivious to anything. They do the most mindless things ever. They donโ€™t know how to function at all. They canโ€™t even do the simplest things to help their own team. They suck at every game they touch and they should never play a video game again.

โ€œHoly crap that guy has infinitely negative iqโ€œ
โ€œHow is it possible to have infinitely negative iq?โ€
โ€œWhat is she doing? she must have infinitely negative iqโ€
โ€œMan the people on roblox imposter have less than infinitely negative iqโ€

by Thatsprettysus September 30, 2020

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Type O Negative

A rare type of blood - the very first one mankind had - so the one the cavemen had in them.

It's also the blood anyone can have put into there system in emergency.

Crisis - there's a carcrash posse in A&E - anyone got any Type O Negative

by The Mamma with the Quan November 15, 2007

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negative purpose

A Punk band from Melbourne featuring Simon, Dave, Matt and Xavier with smash hit song Scene Of The Crime

omfg that simon guy in negative purpose is so hawtt LOL! im a 16 year old girl!!

by kate October 16, 2003

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Negative People

Toxic People that have their negative attitude . And they are being annoying, arrogant, extra, selfish,greedy, dumbass, and disrespectful . They never show any respect to positive people.

I have to stay away from the Negative People because I am a positive person with a good spiritual. And having a peacefully positive day

by Ladybug๐Ÿ˜‡โ˜ฏ๏ธโ˜ฎ๏ธ August 10, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


neg-erection

the opposite of becoming erect. when a woman is so ugly or fat tat your penis actually enters your body. nagative erection

i saw a woman with a huge gut and i got a neg-erection

by grandprix47 September 28, 2009

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