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The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.
Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.
"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.
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When the inside edge of your eye (medial canthus) is higher than the the outside part of your eye (lateral canthus). This forms a negatively slanted eye that can make you look tired, submissive, or old. Popular determiner of attractiveness in looksmaxxing/incel communities.
Truecel: Bro I've been rejected for the 20th time by low-tier Beckys.
Incel: it's because of your negative canthal tilt, brocel. It's over for you, just ropemaxx
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People who are beyond stupid and are just oblivious to anything. They do the most mindless things ever. They don’t know how to function at all. They can’t even do the simplest things to help their own team. They suck at every game they touch and they should never play a video game again.
“Holy crap that guy has infinitely negative iq“
“How is it possible to have infinitely negative iq?”
“What is she doing? she must have infinitely negative iq”
“Man the people on roblox imposter have less than infinitely negative iq”
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A rare type of blood - the very first one mankind had - so the one the cavemen had in them.
It's also the blood anyone can have put into there system in emergency.
Crisis - there's a carcrash posse in A&E - anyone got any Type O Negative
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the opposite of becoming erect. when a woman is so ugly or fat tat your penis actually enters your body. nagative erection
i saw a woman with a huge gut and i got a neg-erection
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Negative Dope is a cool way to describe something that is the complete opposite of dope (meaning good). The term can be used when referring to something that is bad or negative but also to show your support when a homie is feeling down.
"Man, yesterday I ate these dope ass chocolate chip cookies before I went to the library to pick up chicks like I always do on tuesdays. But for some reason my swag was completely turned off and I couldn't connect with a single girl. I'm starting to think that those cookies were negative dope!"
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"You know how much I love penguins, right? Well last week I went to the North Pole to see them live, you know. Turns out they don't even live there. They apparently live at the South Pole..."
"For real, dude?! Damn, that's negative dope son! Was it worth the trip though?"
"Well, a polar bear ate my right thumb but other than that I had a good time. I really wanted to see some penguins though."
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A Punk band from Melbourne featuring Simon, Dave, Matt and Xavier with smash hit song Scene Of The Crime
omfg that simon guy in negative purpose is so hawtt LOL! im a 16 year old girl!!
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