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1. A staple image from 80's action flicks, the whole idea of something being cool for coolness sake despite lack of practicality. Given that ninjas are supposed to be stealthy and quiet, it is impractical for them to be riding these noisemakers. Usually, these ninjas also usually carry uzis and has the ability to climb up the side of semi-trucks.
2. Something that is doubly cool. Ninjas are cool. Motorcycles are cool. Ninjas on Motorcycles? Doubly cool.
1. This Michael Bay movie is like watching ninjas on motorcycles!
2. Samuel L. Jackson isn't just cool, he is like ninjas on motorcycles cool!
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Describes acts of stealing, procuring, getting out of doing a difficult task, or anything sneaky around the appartment
1 A bob ninja rarely washes the dishes, cleans the shower hairtrap even after jizzing up the hairball, or does any laundry.
2 The only thing a bob ninja can't do is steal something heavier than humanly possable to carry.
3 A bob ninja always seems to have plenty of time for daily masturbating to web porn
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To sneak into the bathroom while someone is mid-shower, take a shit, and exit, leaving only the scent of shit wafting about the bathroom on the steamy air to announce the shitter's presence.
"God dammit! Brian ninja shit me again."
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one who masturbates in public without being cought and leave no trace of evidence
tom: why is my chair so sticky
Jerry: damn fap ninja!
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One who posesses Ninja characteristics, jedi powers and the skills of a true gangstah. In hopes of world domination, they recruit a clan, make a no-fail plan and subliminaly mind-freak you. It's not a trend... it's a life style.
"Who says herpetologists can't be ninja gangstah?"
-Devon Massyn
see Devon Massyn
see Die Antwoord
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1. One who is very skilled at handling cock. So skilled that their cock handling would be comparable to that of a ninja's preying mantis kick.
2. Can also be used as an insult usually inferring extreme homosexuality.
Wow, that kid was a giant cock ninja.
or
"Dude, that chick I nailed last night was a total cock ninja."
"Damn, I'd give my left nut for a night with her."
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1. An act of random anonymous kindness and encouragement usually a gift or message
2. A person (or ninja) who does the above
3. vb to give a ninja angel
1. "I got a ninja angel yesterday! It made my day!"
2. "Thank you mysterious ninja angel! I love my chocolate!"
3. "Jane's been having a hard time recently. Do you think we should ninja angel her?"