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To engage in flirtatious and/or suggestive conversation via text messaging. Often sexual in nature.
1. Dude, that Puerto Rican chick I met at the DMV keeps nasty chatting me!
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1. (noun) - The tenth level of hell, existing in the eleventh dimension, in which the string theory went horribly, HORRIBLY wrong, the devil has regular sex with other damnèd men, pigs fly, cows carry guns, Man Faye is respected for his hairy balls, and existing as a n00b is the fair equivalent of crawling naked up Omaha beach on D-Day with even your allies shooting at you, no weapon, and #irc channel lists pulling out the strings of your brain, and no Advil to kill it off. How simply inhumanistic. 2. (noun) - a place of relative peace and relaxation, a zen garden of sorts in the blistering world of the Games Urge IRC network.
"Did you see that n00b in #img last night? He got BANGED!" "What?" "OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!111 A COW A COW" "She bangs, she bangs! Oh how she ban—" "BAND!" "Oooohhhuuhhmm... harder! HARDER!!11" "What?" "STFU N00B BEFORE I KILL YOU" "What?" "stfu n00b" "What?" "Type /list, you good-for-nothing eater of hogs! I hope you suffer for eternity!"
"What?"
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Chat goons are a phenomena started by a small group of people that have grown into a large internet meme. They are made by using regular characters. Examples of these are seen below.
.______. A generic "goon". This is the most basic type. It can be created with any amount of underscores.
\\\.______./// A "clawed goon". This type of goon was created later on in the meme's lifetime by other users than the original "goon" creators.
Goons developed a large following. Some stories made up to explain the "goon" fad are:
Goons are small creatures that live under beds. They enjoy chewing the toes of people. Goons have webbed feet and some goons are said to have "claws", signified by back or forward slashes. Further rumors indicate that they replace the toes of people with different objects. Supporters of the "Salad Fingers" series claim that the goons replace the toes with croutons to provide an additional strange entity to the "Salad Fingers" universe.
".____. \\\.______./// .____. Chat goons"
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A chat slut is a woman, girl, or in some cases a guy who chats 24/7 looking for a chatmance. They could be single or married but in all cases they are too limp to actually go in an appropriate chat room and ask for cyber sex, which is what they want from the get go. A chat slut is not only lame but way ugly, therefore they must chat with a paper bag over their heads.
Justhere, georgie, KKG, fedup and Ilovewill are all big chat sluts. They can't get a live man who weighs under 400 lbs. therefore they have to give a cyberman like blackhats, Oldsmurf, and Closer lapdances in chat.
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Occurs when people spend way too much time infront of the computer chatting and eating snacks. The ass gets bigger and contours perfectly to the chair.
From behind it resembles (___|___)
person 1: I'm hoping to land me a job staring at a pc all day.
person 2: Yeah that would be great, but you'll end up with chat ass.
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Chat-Drunk is when you chat so much, that when you chat you sometimes get out of control and type something stupid, idiotic or something you weren't suppose to type, just like when you are drunk.
After two hours of chatting...
Guy #1: Hey
Guy #2: Yes?
Guy #1: WOOOHOOO
Guy #2: WTH?
Guy #1: You are dumb
Guy #2: Are you chat-drunk?
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to use two (or more) instant message services to chat with one person.
"Glenn and Audrey were both double chatting with me last night through AIM, Google chat, and Facebook chat, and it got really annoying."
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