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Trying to keep cool when you have to shat and when your about to do a sports update in a college radio station.
Dude im trying to keep master control, but it aint working.
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To mindlessly and/or carelessly copy and paste important information from one report to another without making sure that the information is actually relevant to where it's being put, or in the case of spreadsheets or other financials, not bothering to ensure that the totals continue to match or balance.
A clerk is being reprimanded in his manager's office:
Boss: You're going to have to pay closer attention to how you update our reports.
Employee: What are you talking about?
Boss: This. It's like you were someplace else when you did this control-slop and pasted last week's data into this week's report and never bothered to check it.
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Type of legislation advocated primarily by big government proponents and "liberal" (sub)urban sheep who apparently think that it's a better idea to call the cops and wait up to fifteen minutes for them while some jerk is stealing your stuff, killing your spouse/kids/you, instead of shooting him dead before he gets the chance to. Gun control isn't always aimed at outlawing guns or certain types of guns, but putting (usually) silly restrictions on where a gun owner can keep their firearm in relation to the accessability to children, ammunition, etc.
As far as banning guns, well, drugs like weed, coke, LSD, and a whole lot more are currently illegal, and look how many KIDS, let alone adults, use that stuff. Hell, a few years ago in Washington DC, 69 per 100,000 were murdured via gunfire in one year, while, in the same year, 9 per 100,000 were murdured via gunfire in Indianapolis, a city with comparatively minimal gun control. And don't cite the gun accidents that occur every year to try and justify taking away everyone's guns. People get into car accidents due to drunkeness every year, so why don't we ban alcohol and cars? In fact, whenever someone dies as a result of mishandeling a purchaseable product, let's ban that product! Yeah, that makes sense! Humanity will be back to 10,000 BC in no time!
God knows that M-16s are machineguns, Colt 1911s are "assault weapons," and any gun that fires a higher caliber than "BB" is capable of "mass destruction." No one (except the Loving, Caring, All-Knowing State, of course) should be allowed to possess such horrible tools of destruction, because the common man is just too stupid and ignorant to operate them properly. And besides, what does the common man need them for anyway? It's not like someone is ever going to break into their home with ill intent, or that the government would ever abuse it's power and do a nation-wide purge of "socially-dangerous individuals" is it???
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1.) The reason liberal democrats should never be elected to Congress or the U.S. Presidency.
2.) The reason Chicago is the murder capital of the nation.
3.) The reason why innocent people are easily murdered.
4.) The reason why the NRA has millions of members.
Gun control is a violation of the 2nd Amendment and freedom as a whole. Putting into place gun control only makes law-abiding citizens defenseless against criminals who will still find a way to harm and kill. Crime usually goes up in places where gun control exists, such as Chicago and the United Kingdom. It also causes people to be less happy and less physically active, as millions of people engage in recreational sports involving firearms. Liberal democrats can never be allowed to govern this nation as their policies usually call for gun control, which inhibits human freedom and ignores the laws of the U.S. Constitution. Remember that one of the first things Hitler took away from people was their guns.
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A fine brand of democracy that's going to kick your ass.
People sometimes misuse quality control by noting that certain words are "made up"
A user said this should be deleted: "This isn't a real word, someone made it up"
Me: What? Unlike ALL other words that spontaneously appeared out of thin air??
Note: ALL words are made up you dumbasses. If someone makes a creative, useful word that you haven't heard of than it should stay.
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The act of entering a woman from the standard doggy-style position - with a twist. While in her, place your right hand in the motorcycle throttle position and insert your thumb in her ass. Keeping your hand in the throttle-hold position simulate goosing the throttle. She will appreciate the quick throttle simulation.
I gave her some throttle control to let her know I cared for her.
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