because fuck you that's why

When no explanation is necessary.

Douche: yo, why can't I get some of that azz?

Hot chick: because fuck you that's why.

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Where da fuck you at?

1) A query of an individual's present location
2) a phrase used to describe an individual's present location
3) a query of an individual's present focus or mental state.

1) Yo, Deshawn, where da fuck you at? We waitin on you.
2) Don't lie to me. I know where da fuck you at, so you better have my money when I get there.
3) Get your head in the game, bro! It's like you aren't even playing. Where da fuck you at right now?

Don't Speak, Fuck You

Something to say when you're angry at people who are in your way.

"Fucking garbage collectors, get the fuck out of the road. Don't speak, fuck you!"

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They fuck you at the drive-thru

Originally uttered by Leo Geotz (played by Joe Pesci) in "Lethal Weapon 2", it has come to signify a grudging acceptance of a shitty situation that one is powerless to change.

What, you just paid a $5 ATM fee to withdraw $40? Well, they fuck you at the drive-thru.

Fuck You Puppet Theater

A Do It Yourself puppet theater you create from an empty see-through plastic container that you can fit your entire hand in as you freely flip the bird to whomever you feel hostile toward since it doesn’t really “count” because it’s puppet theater.

I brought my Fuck You Puppet Theater to the White House and had a field day!

Fuck you, K Hype!

A phrase said in the popular video series Rage Quit, where Michael is playing the Impossible Game, and an Xbox LIVE friend comes on with the gamer tag of K Hype. Can be used at the most random of times.

1. "Maybe if Super Meat Boy was Mr. Fuckin' Potato Head and you pulled his fucking face off, this is what you get! <Reference to the dull-colored cube in the Impossible Game.>"

"Fuck you, K Hype!"

2. "That algebra test was honestly the most fucking stupid thing in the world, and I'm off for the last half of the day! Thank God!"

"Fuck you, K Hype!"

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fuck you flip-flops

1) wearing an article of clothing incongruent with one's social status. 2) wearing an article of clothing inappropriate to one's environment, esp. informal attire in a formal environment.

1) a CEO wearing flip-flops. 2) wearing pajamas to court.

“Sorry, but my Prada's at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag.” (The Social Network.)

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