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hair catcher

A condition when a person's butt is so pronounced that when in the shower, natural hair loss from their head gets clogged between their butt cheeks rather than clogging in the shower drain.

Wow, check out the hair catcher on that girl!

by OutKickedCoverage February 10, 2018


hair patty

When you pull a lot of hair off of your hairbrush, and it comes off in the shape of a burger patty.

Person: Woah, I just pulled a huge hair patty off my hairbrush!
Other person: Cool!

by I_am_cool_maddy January 4, 2021


hair drapes

When your hair is medium long but your bangs are parted in the middle of your head creating a drape look around your face.

"Chris Hardwick circa "Singled Out" on MTV had some real hair drapes going on."

by Violet Black February 19, 2014


Crung Hair

Thick, bushy ring of coarse hair around the anus.

That chick is hot but she got the crung hair.

I desperately need to trim my crung hair.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018


suboobial hair

Hair growth in the region hidden by your boob flaps.

Hey man, I just waxed my suboobial hair. Hurt like a bitch. It’s a difficult spot to reach so i had to have my mom help.

by YourSecretMate May 13, 2020


Hair pains

(n) An ailment which occurs when hair stays in the same unnatural position for a long period of time (ie. a change in hair parting or direction). Symptoms of Hair pains are aching, twanging pains on the scalp when hair is moved or has pressure applied to it.
Occurs especially around times when hair has not been washed for a while.

Jen: Ohh I've had my hair in a tight high ponytail all day, I think I'm getting hair pains!

Emma: I changed my parting this morning for the lols and now my scalp is feeling the results; hair pains!!

by cwfb3kwx April 20, 2011


Hair follicle

Why the f r I g are you looking this up on urban dictionary?????? Of all things !!!! You choose urban dictionary.

Obama care: Biden’s joe left toe

Jason derulo: J A S O N N NN N N N DERULUUUU (hair follicle)

by Youoyo March 18, 2021