A condition when a person's butt is so pronounced that when in the shower, natural hair loss from their head gets clogged between their butt cheeks rather than clogging in the shower drain.
Wow, check out the hair catcher on that girl!
When you pull a lot of hair off of your hairbrush, and it comes off in the shape of a burger patty.
Person: Woah, I just pulled a huge hair patty off my hairbrush!
Other person: Cool!
When your hair is medium long but your bangs are parted in the middle of your head creating a drape look around your face.
"Chris Hardwick circa "Singled Out" on MTV had some real hair drapes going on."
Thick, bushy ring of coarse hair around the anus.
That chick is hot but she got the crung hair.
I desperately need to trim my crung hair.
Hair growth in the region hidden by your boob flaps.
Hey man, I just waxed my suboobial hair. Hurt like a bitch. It’s a difficult spot to reach so i had to have my mom help.
(n) An ailment which occurs when hair stays in the same unnatural position for a long period of time (ie. a change in hair parting or direction). Symptoms of Hair pains are aching, twanging pains on the scalp when hair is moved or has pressure applied to it.
Occurs especially around times when hair has not been washed for a while.
Jen: Ohh I've had my hair in a tight high ponytail all day, I think I'm getting hair pains!
Emma: I changed my parting this morning for the lols and now my scalp is feeling the results; hair pains!!
Why the f r I g are you looking this up on urban dictionary?????? Of all things !!!! You choose urban dictionary.
Obama care: Biden’s joe left toe
Jason derulo: J A S O N N NN N N N DERULUUUU (hair follicle)