when you take a shit as fast as you can in the 5-10 minuet break between classes
kyle1: bro where tf are you? youre late to class
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?
The art of waddling quickly; something a young person with hip issues would do
Elena has mastered the art of the Speed-waddle. God's speed, my friend.
masturbating within a short period of time
Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.
When you just pick up speed and you're so excited that you fast walk home.
Don't speed walk bro it looks suspicious.
adj. term used by ex-coder startup CEOs to make "speed" sound cooler.
1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization
2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.
Taking Adderall and XTC together.
"Woah I didnt know ur eyes were all black"
looks at pupil
"im speed skipping"