Someone who fakes being dead for attention.
I know he can hear me, he’s just nolaning.
The state of being similar to excessively cheesing; a very desirable action.
Dude! He’s Rollin like Nolan off!
This unit is a gravel vacuum with a brain cell count of less then 12 1/2.
Damn where’d all the rocks go? There must be a Nolan Hartke around.
A big fucking Goliath who is commonly known as the local pedo. He usually sniffs farts and lives bog cock
In a town named Lakewood ranch it’s listed a a school but there are a bunch of f school level 10 people at least every day are in iss bathrooms have people vaping left right and center people have sex in the bathroom near by
You go to To Nolan middle school.
That sucks.
A school located in the shit town of fakewood ranch where you’re either a cuntry kid, emo kid, or drug addict, even if it’s just nic. The scores are good but there’s about 20 people in iss everyday and not a single relationship lasts.
“You go to Nolan Middle School? Good luck.”
“Oh, you need bud? I can hook you up with someone at Nolan.”
Nolan severson is a term used for a future football prospect.
Tyreek hill was such a nolan severson in high school!