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Noodle rub

When you rub your finger through the hole on your pants

Person 1: “what’re you doing?”
Person 2: “I’m giving you a noodle rub.”

by Concludedspade November 2, 2020


noodle-necker

one who cheats by stretching their neck to peek at their neighbors cards during a game

Quit looking at my cards you noodle-necker.

by mja008 November 29, 2019


Noodle Smash

When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.

Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.

by theblondebomber April 30, 2009


Thick Noodle

An asian person who is thick

Person1:that asian girl is thick asf!
Person2:ya, she's a thick noodle

by LasianMac April 2, 2018


Enjoying the noodles

An orgy involving lots of tall skinny people with posture correction problems.

John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."

Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."

by Monkey Shoulder June 8, 2013

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Bland noodles

Sandritas favorite food

Sandrita: I don't want bland noodles for dinner

Ryan: Yea ya do!

by bojzzle July 7, 2010


noodle regret

the feeling of deep regret and exhaustion one gets after eating too many oily takeaway Chinese noodles.

Angus: I'm going to get the large veg noodles
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.

by veggiesaurus November 3, 2011