Very relatable guy who helps people with their problems. Probably dead. But sometimes comes back to life. Plays CS:Go with Russians and Hungarian people. Sold his minecraft account and got it back for free. A real business man.
Person: omg I actually bought this guys minecraft account for 60 euros and it was totally worth it because he's a minecraft legend
Another person: wow, a stunning business man like that must be a Benny
The benefits part of friends with benefits, but without friends part.
Tim: This is Jessica. We are bennies. Like besties, only we don't hangout, talk or even see each other unless we are fucking.
Getting ruthlessly dry finger blasted to the point of discomfort
Benny is a talented friend everyone should have. He is warm, smart, and easygoing.
Benny can play guitar and has a nice voice!
A Benny is somebody you can spot from miles away. They are usually kind-hearted people who will always care for you. They are loyal, usually funny, and understanding. They tell the best jokes and have amazing comebacks. They also tend to be very attractive girls/boys.
Person 1 : “Look at him! He’s hot!”
Person 2 : “Of course he is, he’s a Benny!”
‘Benny’ : “Um?”
A benny is usually a fat cunt that doesn’t like to work out. He suffers with Down syndrome and is most likely from the Dominican Republic of Congo. You always need a friend called benni because he makes you seem good at every game.
Yo benny let me chat to you fam