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mother. thats it. shes just mother.
person 1: omg look my moms performing!
person 2: uhh thats not your mom, thats lana del rey
person 1: exactly
mother, indoctrinator of issues
Person 1: "Hey! Do you know Lana Del Rey?"
Person 2: *runs full speed away*
Lana del Rey, most known as Lana del Flop, is an american transsexual woman.
Often conflated with the Hungarian Suicide Song, her music is known for being used in Satanic rituals to drive kidnapped victims to suicide.
"Is that Lana del Rey?"
"No, it's Caitlyn Jenner !"