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deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.

Jim: Did you hear John got his deer ears?
Peter: Oh, yeah?

Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.

by beavae October 14, 2021


deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.

Justin: I got my deer ears yesterday!
John: Proud of you, bud.

by beavae October 14, 2021


Deer hunter

In my 4th and 5th grade class he hunts deer and brings deer antlers into class and hunt

Me :Noah Murray what’s that mrrrr pooopie pants 💩💩💩💩all jokes aside it’s a moose antler

Like bruh what the heck men
Class : can I keep it noooo. Says Noah

Deer hunter

by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 2, 2021


connor deer

Connor Deer is the most well know virgin there can be. Never even kissed or look at a girl before all he tends to is watching my little pony cartoons having sex and him maturbating for hours at a time!! so dont be a connor deer get out there!!!

damn that kid js a connor deer

by it’s a mf secret December 10, 2018


deer plow

In Michigan usually; when a line of cars are tailgating (generally 3 or more, no more than 25 feet apart), the front car is the deer plow. The general theory is that the deer will get spooked or hit by the first car, thus ensuring the rest are safe from hitting them.

Fuck! No matter how fast I go, these assholes are making me the deer plow!

by WizardRob November 2, 2021


Amaghi Deer

Amaghi Deer is an original species of deer made by me! They have freckles/small spots all over their body and bent horns. They always have one dark eye. Amaghi means unknown.
And yes, they are an open species. No, they are not a real species of deer.

Random Furry: What's your fursonas species?
Other Random Furry: It's an Amaghi Deer ^^

by .cLxUdY_bXnNyy. February 12, 2021


Deer tuct

The action of tucking one’s penis in an attempt of creating a “camel toe

Buffalo Bill would fuck himself due to his deer tuct.

by Spaceboy949 July 28, 2018