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harry styles is the greatest man of mankind. he is an extremely beautiful human being and he belongs to louis tomlinson .
harry used to work at a bakery, only performs at family shows, doesn't like people in his kitchen, works out to one direction, and is emotionally bruised but physically fine.
harry has a son called ishmael, but he never calls him. )):
in conclusion, harry styles is the most beautiful and wonderful human being to ever exist and if you mess with him you have to get thru his bby louis.
harry styles
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harry edward styles is the HOTTEST person to ever walk the face of earth. he was in a band called one direction and we love louis, liam, niall, and zayn very much. he is a grammy winner and i will NEVER shut up about that. he is 27 and a literal rockstar. his songs are total bops and don’t EVEN get me started on his gucci suits cause once i start i’ll never stop. also hes our dancing king as you can see in the GIF. here’s a tip: don’t ever piss of directioners or harries cause we will come for you:)
sarah: dude did you see harry styles at the grammys?!
rachael: obviously! he looked so good in that leather suit and green boa omg!!
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The act in which one takes photos of their self by themself. This would usually be done one handed. Sometimes it is acomplished by using a mirror for accuacry.
However, sometimes with this method, people will use the flash and end up looking foolish when nobody can see their face because it is blocked by a bright light.
"Dude, I looked at your Myspace...you suck at taking photos Myspace style. I can only see half of your face!"
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to get awaken by loud ass pounding
That bitch is already passed out, lets wake him up bigworm style.
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Eating out a girl's pussy while she is on her period.
Dude! I was at a bar last night and I picked up this really skanky welfare rat, but it was so long since I scored I didn't give a fuck if I got AIDS!
And so I got her back to my place and I just had some strange self-destructive compulsion to eat out her pussy. But right in the middle mother nature paid a visit. But I was too drunk and I just kept going, vampire style! I don't know if she even noticed but she seemed to like it!
Dude!
It wasn't actually that bad. In fact I think I kinda liked it. I think I'm going get some goth gear. Maybe I can score with one of those fucked-up emo chicks who cut themselves… I bet they like a guy willing to go the extra mile!
Later dude...
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sexual style of trying to race to the finnish and then geting the hell out of town
i did that girl nascar style before her old man came home and caught me!!!!!
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When two partners enter into a standing up doggy style position, however the man is wearing a blind fold. When he is about to climax, he must pull out and "pin the tail on the donkey" by cumming where he estimates the tail should be
He mad likes the game of donkey style
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