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One of the highest forms of stupidity there is, just below YOLO.
Guy: I've got SWAG!!!
Girl (Thinking): This guy is an idiot.
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The terrible corruption of the term "swagger"
Idiot: I have "swag"
Gentleman: I have classy swagger
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The ability to make those around you feel happy, comfortable, and "cool" through your own uplifting behavior.
Men (and women) exhibiting swag are usually positive, happy, rarely negative or confrontational unless necessary, appears comfortable through relaxed body language, and live with a genuine and uninhibited interest in getting to know others. His "swag" contributes a positive and attractive atmosphere towards those around him.
Contrary to some of the misleading contemporary uses of the word, it is not a mysterious thing bestowed only upon "certain guys" who simply "have it." Nor can swag be bought. It is a positive energy anyone can adapt at any time.
Men with fake swag often use the term to describe unconvential fashion statements and displays of expensive material possesions.
For some women fake swag is often used to explain and justify superficial dating decisions, mistaking it as a sign of confidence, power, and status, while judging other perspective men as having "no swag."
Though its great to feel good about your appearance, a front of status and confidence through material possesions in an attempt to gain the validation of those around you is fake swag. The sort of women who fall for fake swag and exclude all other men are not worth the thought.
Swag is about a positive and unapologetic acceptance of self, a genuine interest in enjoying life, and a desire to share that positive energy with those around you. It is not about looks, status, or materialism.
Swag:
"John usually doesn't talk and often keeps to himself, but he was unusually fun today. He was smiling, relaxed, asked about my day, and listened to what I had to say. We had a conversation and exchanged numbers. I invited him to hang out this weekend. His presence made me feel great."
Swag
Fake Swag:
"Check this watch! Shit is straight gold, $500! These black and yellow Jordans was $300! Got my jeans hangin' low! My swag is off the chain!"
"Cool, but uhhh what's that smell"
"Oh my fault...my socks is kickin'"
"So you can afford $300 sneakers but you can't get a $5 pack of socks?"
".....My swag is crazy though!"
Fake Swag
"I can't believe I ever liked that idiot. What was I thinking?"
"What did you ever see in him? He was a clown. He had nothing going for himself."
"Girl, he jus had swag goin on."
"What swag?"
"The way he was lookin'. His tattoos. How he had his jeans. It was sexy! He had swag, you know?"
"Well what's wrong with John? He's a fun guy."
"John!? You see him!? Why he dress so boring!? Where's his tattoos!? Naaah. He got no swag."
Fake Swag
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Your overall character, the way u act, dress, everything about you. Swag is something you pride yourself on and you should always share your swag to others.
Dale, Colton, and Sam have awesome swag.
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When you doing something amazing, such as winning something so badly, that you have more swag just for doing it.
Can also be used as an adverb. (Swaggingly)
The Yankees were Swagging so hard yesterday against the Red Sox!
Eminem was Swaggingly amazing at his concert last night!
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Stands for Scientific Wild Ass Guess. Pulling and answer to a question right out of your head when you don't really know the answer.
Billy: "Hey man. Did you get the answer to 15 on that test right?
Ron: "Yea. I dont really know how. My answer was a total SWAG."
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Swag is the sum of all things awesome and right in the world. Swag or swagger can be obtained by carrying yourself in cretin ways. Swag can be earned by doing courageous acts, doing cool or swaggeriffic things and by pulling crazy shit off with no intention to impress or flatter someone. Messing up could also be considered swagger of said action causes people to become rotfloling. You may lose your swag by being a douchbag and attempting to act cool.
1. (pulls off crazy dance move) "damn bro! They got some swag!!!"
2. (Douchbag wearing sunglasses in a dark club.) "Bro he's tryin to hard. No swag there."
3. (trips over crack in ground falling into fountain making a crowd of people laugh) "now that had swag!"
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