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A strictly throwback high school of approximately 1500 with 6 bathrooms and an Alternative school located right on the campus. Smells like my 6th grade gym teachers running shoes
Oak Ridge High School could probably be compared to a prison
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They are short, mean, average looking boys who think they are so cool and all they do is chase the Kinkaid girls. They have bad BS and have no game. Can’t play sports either.
robs girl 1: the river oaks baptist boys are so mean and annoying
Robs girl 2: I know all they do is hook up with Ava, Brisa, and Anna Cate
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THE worst school you could ever go to. Its full of Jews, and prude people. The dudes are all stupid and prude, and the girls are all normal- the only NORMAL thing about the school.
The assistant principal is the biggest asshole in the world, and one of the teachers was in a pron video -NO JOKE-
Jordan: "Dude your school sucks monkey balls!"
Nicole: "I know! I go to Wood Oaks Jr. High!"
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Dumb ass school full of dumb ass teachers. Illiterate teachers make the classes even harder, and the principal wonders why 46% of the kids fail their classes. Most kids from Post Oak go to Spotsy High School, which is almost the exact same. Post Oak is also full of fake bitches, rednecks, etc.
Wow, you went to Post Oak Middle School? They suck.
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A middle school in Spotsylvania, Virginia where kids are pot heads, rednecks, fake & dramatic. This school is also known for its bomb threats, fights & drug deals.
Bob: “Where does your kid go to school?”
Sammy: “Post Oak Middle School”
Bob: “You mean that shitty drug dealing school?”
Sammy “Yep”
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Oak Ridge High School is located in Oak Ridge North, Texas. A few parody names against Oak Ridge High are Joke Ridge, Smoke Ridge, Toke Ridge and a new one just created here at urbandictionary... Poke Ridge. It is full of hicks, cholos, and a minority of typical ghetto black people who say the word "nigga" every 5 seconds. The absolute worst thing about the school is the bathrooms, and the urinals are buckets made out of either metal or steel and anyone can see you pissing from behind outside of the bathroom since it doesn't have a door. Even worse, the toilets for shitting (in the men's bathroom) don't even have properly sized walls for privacy. In fact they are so short that if you were to sit on the toilet, the top of the wall would've been below the shoulder. Because of this, rarely anyone takes a shit in the school. However there has been some cases where some people don't care about privacy, and they have explosive diarrhea in the stall making it an extremely awkward situation. As you're reading this, just imagine seeing a guy at one of those toilets shitting while you can see their face. No custodians ever even bothered to bring in walls that give enough privacy.
Most of the white girls in the school have a nice body, but since they are so conservative they just say "eww, you pervert quit looking at my ass".
Woodlands guy: The Woodlands High School girls are way better than Oak Ridge High School girls. Woodlands girls have a liberal attitude towards sex and they all slap each others ass, compare others, and pull their shirt up, so they can satisfy us every day. 60% of all white girls in The Woodlands lost their virginity twice, unlike Oak Ridge where all their hick girls have a conservative attitude towards sex.
Oak Ridge: Man I wish I be livin' in da Woodlands, having sex with white girls with a Woodlands booty!
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To cough up something you don't remeber swallowing or to eat a pokemon, digimon, yugioh, etc. card.
Ryley: i just had to cough up professor oak
Ryan: eww....nice!!
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