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A vacation dick is attractive and very big. Porn star quality that many women say they want, but in reality it is too big for daily prolonged sex. Although it looks great and can feel great if everything is done right, it requires too much extra lubrication and caution for a daily lover. Every woman wants to have experienced a vacation cock at some point in their life, but if she is being honest it's just too big to enjoy daily.
The reason she is smiling today is that she finally found her vacation dick last night. She is walking a little different today.
A piece of meat of a size so large, you will be unable to walk.
Encounteres mostly in caribbean destinations, this dick will represent one of the many terrible desicions you will make on your vacation.
"Where were you last night tina?? And why are you sitting on a pillow??"
"Got me some vacation dick from Juan, the towel guy. I think my vagina is out of order"
A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.
Girl he had a vacation dick I couldn't walk for 2 weeks!
A massive cock that you CANT take on a daily basis
Girl #1: OMG i just had my monthly vacation dick!
Girl #2: Really? im having mine next week!
A dick in which you only can have every now and then but hope is . Long as possible, much like an actual vacation.
Oh man, he sure has one vacation dick but now i have to go back to plain old boyfriend dick.
A penis that is of large size and would often be prefered over "boyfriend dick"
Person 1: so how'd it go?
Person 2: she said my vacation dick was perfect
The type of dick that is so amazing it takes you to a whole new world.
That dude had vacation dick it took me on a trip to the milky way.