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Fruity clothes for homosexuals.
Not tryna buy "Walter Mitty" I'm straight.
If you’re a Walter you’re probably pride yourself for raw dogging reality. You lack the knowledge to play beer pong or maintain a regular human conversation because you’re inevitably consumed by your alter ego and pride yourself on being straight edge. You’re probably a Walter if you have symbolic tattoos that contradict how realistically dull you are. You’re probably a Walter if they only exciting thing in your life is seeing how much you can bench every day but don’t bench them bitches because a Walter is a virgin.
“What you don’t know your own zodiac sign?
You’re such a Walter!”
Walter: “ play some technical death metal”
I don’t know what I’d do without you. You made me feel complete and I really hope you never leave. Things may get hard but I’ll always be by your side. You‘re the one I want in my life forever. I can’t wait for the day I see you and meet your family and you meet mine. I’m sorry if I ever get mad at you and I’m sorry if I make you upset at times
A. Walter I love you so much
Jeff Dunham's grumpy newscaster-puppet.
Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.