where someone puts their toe up someone's butt
yo dude, i gave rhea a one foot toe cooch the other day and she loved it!
When women do not wear panties and let the world enjoy the bearded clam!
The other day when speaking with Ms. Monti she declared that every office day is free cooching day! Needless to say selfies were ordered
"I'll grow the best cooch muffler you've ever seen"
A McDonald’s cooch is a crack in the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom. Most guys find them when they are suupeerrr horny. No man can resist a McDonald’s cooch
My mouth waters at that McDonald’s cooch all battered up in a McFlurry and soggy fries. I can’t wait wait to have a rip at it. Mmm mmm mmmm
You get to request an open legged vagina pic from anyone and the must send it
You: "hey it's may 2nd national cooch pic day"
Friend: "bro I'm your Grandma I ain't sending you that"
You: "I didn't ask?"
basically a booty call for men, when they want to have sex but without feelings
heyo, did u call jessica over for a cooch appointment last night?
person1: eat me up daddy
person2: nah bro you got cooch nutes