snap music

An abomination within the hip hop music. "Minimalist" barebone beats are accompanied by snapping to make the instrumentals. The lyrics usually have little substance to them. Being club music, it's spawned a dance that is done by nearly breaking your neck while snapping to the slow tempo.

Southern person: Snap music is so good!
East coast person: Please die...

The music, being bad enough, can never compare to the disturbingly horrific "snap dance"

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Snapping Turtle

When giving a slow blow job the girl bites the guys penis just before his climax.

The guy pissed me off so I gave him a snapping turtle.

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snap dragon

1.v. A sexual act in which a man who is being orally pleasured gives no indication of his impending orgasm. As he reaches climax, he places his hands behind his partners head, shoves his cock to the back of her throat, and screams the word snap-dragon. Cum then, in theory, comes out of her nose.
2.v. The ultimate break up move.

Man:"SNAPDRAGON!"
Woman:"Ahhghrblshgharbl-huagh!"

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Snap and Dangle

When you and your buddy are double teaming a bitch, one behind and one in the mouth. Whoever's hittin it doggy pulls out and snaps his condom off and dangles it above the bitches head.

Bro let’s hit this bitch with the “Snap and Dangle”

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Fap Snap

When one half of a couple become verbally aggressive at the other resulting in one partner withholding sex ultimately forcing the other to masturbate when aroused next.

"Yea, Amber won't give me any for the rest of the night...I yelled at her for no reason and now the pearly gates are closed... fap snap strikes again"

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Snap Judge

A judgement that's made with absolutely no evidence. Usually voiced quickly, like a snap.

Don't snap judge, she just got back from the dentist.

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Aw Snap

It's what Google Chrome Webbrowser displays when a web-page load crashes unexpectedly.

Aw Snap!

Something went wrong while displaying this webpage. To continue please Reload or go to another page

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