Meat Shouldering

The art of secretly placing a piece(s) of (sandwich) (meat) on a persons shoulder at a social function. The objective is to be steatlh, not get caught and see how long the person parades around without being informed or noticing.

There was some (meat shouldering) going on at the party last night and the pictures are posted on facebook - he has a piece of ham on one shoulder and salami on the other. He walked around for at least 30min before he figured out what the laughter was all about.

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Fat Meat

A phallus of considerable magnitude

"See that kid over there? I heard he has a fat meat."

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stuck to the meat

This occurs when you yank out a tampon that is still relatively un-used. As you take the tampon out, the dry, un-used cotton sticks to the sides of your vaginawall, known as the "wall meat". So you are tugging on your wall meat a little as you take it out.

It's a seriously yuck-o feeling, and all you gentlemen out there are lucky you don't have to feel it.

My tampon didn't go in straight, and now I have to pull it out; let's hope it's not stuck to the meat too badly.

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work meat

A co-worker with whom you share a mutual, unspoken, and largely emotional attraction. There’s usually a heavy dose of sexual tension involved.

Person 1- Why does Marsha always sit beside Ethan in meetings?

Person 2- Oh girl please, she’s his work meat. Bitch bakes him cookies and shit.

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meat print

When your bottoms are so tight that there is a visible "print" of your male genitals.

nice selfie bro but I could go without the Meat print

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meat cafe

A place where people, family, and friends can gather an enjoy a good dick.

"Hey Charleston, want to go hit up the meat cafe for some dick?"

"Sure Julio, i could use a good dick right about now"

"Cool, we'll go meet my family there. They're bringing the kids"

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meat staff

A holy rod that can grant you 1 orgasm every 2 hours. Take precaution when inserting into a wizard sleeve because accidents while performing magic can summon crotch goblins.

"The wizard polished his meat staff every day, but was careful not to polish it too hard, for that would hurt."

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