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Beautiful lag

A sexy and distinguished individual.

You sir are a beautiful lag.

by Lector charms May 12, 2014


lagging station

a prison for anyone doing over three years - an old term from the British Midlands.

he'll settle down once he gets to his lagging station.

by thecleaner November 4, 2020


Lag Spike

A lag spike is when a game freezes and then unfreezes. Or when the game go to a low FPS count. And this goes for tv's.

The game had a lag spike then, the lag spike disappeared.

by Jim ivan August 21, 2018


Lag Machine

A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.

Example of chat during lagging

HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt

Chat was wild for 20 minutes.

by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022


Drunk Lag

A physiological condition, characterized by fatigue, irregular sleep patterns, and headache, which follows a long night of drinking. Symptoms may be similar to those of 'jet lag,' but are not the result of traveling between time zones.

"Where have you been? I've tried calling you all day."

"Major drunk lag. I woke up at 5 PM."

by EdibleMetal January 4, 2010


G-Lag

The time lapse between someone asking a question and someone responding having Googled the answer.

Person A: Does anyone know the height of mount Everest?

Person B: Hang on, just having a G-Lag . . .

. . . yes, it's 8848m or 29029 ft.

by Green Living Tim September 29, 2011


Lag out

When you don’t want to say you are no longer interested in playing videogames with someone anymore. This is an easy saying to not be rude.

Yeah Im about to lag out, sorry guys. Good luck in the game.

by Snake145 March 24, 2019