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A young right-handed starting pitcher for the San Francisco Giants. Lincecum features a fastball that runs in the mid to high 90s, a curveball, and a changeup. His excellent command of these pitches allows him to chalk up high strikeout totals without an excessive pitch count.
Arthur: "What manner of man are you, that can summon fire without flint or tinder?"
Tim: "I... am an Enchanter."
Arthur: "By what name are you known?"
Tim: "There are some who call me... Tim?"
Tim Lincecum
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A california queer who takes a lotta cock and has no friends except dan mauchly and tyler jennings and sucks huge dick at halo reach.
Did you see that guy over there? Hes a Tim
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A God walking amongst mere mortals. Father of Dillon Matlock. He can fight off 10 gorillas at once. He starred in the movie cloverfield as the monster. He also invented the hammer.
John: Tim Matlock is a stallion.
Jeff: I know.
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Awesome director with a minor touch of insanity, among other things. Originally started working at Disney, on the animation team for The Fox and the Hound. Has since went on to direct movies such as Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, and Mars Attacks!, as well as two shorts. Also has a freakish relationship with Danny Elfman.
Tim Burton's movies are incredible!
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Is NOT the original creator of Gamer Religion. Scott Kurtz, creator of PVP webcomic is the original creator of Gamer Religion.
Tim Buckley (online knows as Assbath or Absath. pick one.) copies from many webcomics, mostly from Penny Arcade. From Player vs. Player he usually steals storylines (such as gamer religion).
Bob: Tim Buckley is a thief and arrogant hack?
John: Hells yea..
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Overly hairy, extremely cocky, yet insecure Greek Mummy's boy with a bent dick and offensive underarm odour.
What's that hairy smelly thing? Oh! It's Tim.
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1. A very large and powerful franchise in Canada that celebrated 40 years of serving hot beverages and breakfast in 2004. Tim Horton's popularity is similar to that of Starbucks in the USA.
Man, everywhere I go there is a Tim Horton's on every corner.
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