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But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?
“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”
When you raise capital in an investment fund to acquire multiple Russian mail-order bride platforms. This is done so that the investor controls the supply chain of connecting beautiful Russian women and rich white men.
Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.
Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!
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Crazy talk from people that really don't know what they are saying.
"How did E tell you to fix that problem"
"She said 'null order filed set null ddl"
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Fox News is A station that allows propaganda in order to turn everyone into mindless republicans
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A total bag of bolloxs. Owned by tight fisted network administrators earning a good bit of buncewho live and die by the MPG.
Usually sport fake perms,questionable togs and fit shite alloys and other bolloxs to 'enhance'the tub of lard they purchased in a vain attempt to have a 'sporty' & family 'car'.
Be-Jesus, look at that F425OOU with the wank alloys and dodgy kevin keegan perm.............
Wonder if the pile of turd has 100 horses under the hood? Whoops, of course it does it a TDI after all.
Well there's a glid the diesel in everyone I guess ??!
Hey gorgeous I'll be 56secs late tonight. I'm really sorry.
Please don't make me eat any pringles. They are SO un-organic I'll keel over and my arm will drop off.
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A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
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That means the stop might be 2000 KM from your address and Uber does not give you the location.
Your order is on the move! Uber Driver has one stop along the way. is going to take forever.