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Pizza in the mud

The phrase or words used to describe a person with bad facial acne eating out an ass

A derogatory statement used to describe a person with a greasy or heavily acne ridden face who looks like shit.

"Damn man, last night was great! I was like a pizza in the mud!"

Omg! Damn that girl looks like a real pizza in the mud!"

by Pierceduppinky January 28, 2015


Scam a Pizza

When instead of ordering a pizza and paying for it, you call back and complain about your "previous experience", all in the hopes of having them send you out a replacement/refund pizza. This should be done sparingly, otherwise if done frequently use different numbers or order at gullible places such as Pizza Hut.

Tim: Wanna throw down on a pizza?

Mikey: *sighs* I guess I got five on it.

Doug: Fuck it lets scam a pizza.

Tim: Why not it's been a couple days.

by Mike Schrampfey November 30, 2012


pizza mogul

An entrepreneurial expert specialising in the Ancient Italian cuisine of Domino's Pizza, and the culinary art of Pizza design. A Pizza Mogul uses their expansive vocabulary of Hashtags to promote their Pizza designs through Social Media.

Arguably the most gifted Domino's Pizza Mogul of the 21st Century goes by the nom de plume #Shakedown. Compared to Matt Damon from Good Will Hunting due to his boyish good looks and remarkable intellect, #Shakedown's greatest Pizza works include, #ShakedownBeefNBaconSlider, #FrickinKickinChicken, and the favourite of the Hipster the #GarlicPrawnDeluxeSupreme.

by The Shakedown May 4, 2015


pizza hopping

to traverse from pizzeria to pizzeria and progressivly become more full and possibly obese

"Hey Nicole, I got the munchies.."
"I know! Let's go Pizza Hopping!"
"Will I get drunk?"
"Nope, only full.. and possibly obese!"
"Awesome."

by U.P.S. September 24, 2007


happy pizza

Pizza with weed instead of pepperoni

Yo this happy pizza is amazing I feel like fucking and run around naked.

by No-gosh hat-che November 24, 2014


Pizza Shins

The appearance of one's legs, having fallen from a skateboard or bike onto tarmac.

"Dude, what happened to your legs?!"
"I tried for maximum air on a 720 but flipped out and ended up with pizza shins."

by Debagio74 September 10, 2022


Pizza roofie

The practice of pizza delivery drivers compressing a pizza box so that the chess from the pizza sticks to the roof of the box. This practice usually occurs when a customer has a history of not tipping drivers.

I was too broke to tip the pizza guy last time so the next time I ordered I got a pizza roofie.

by jjm-uwf August 3, 2008