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No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.
Asian Parents be like:
Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)
The description of the thing (The one B)
The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*
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A method of child rearing, most prevalent among divorced or separated parents, wherein one party can berate, abuse, slander, malign, degrade, humiliate and demean the other party for failing to act within an arcane, undisclosed and unachievable list of arbitrary and misaligned goals, methodologies, and intentions, for the betterment of the children(s') well being and mental conditions.
Asil: "You can talk to your children when you learn how to co-parent! You have to listen to me!"
Nero: "Ok. What do you want to tell me?"
Asil: "You can only talk to them about the four topics I have assigned to you today! You cannot talk to them about tomorrow's topics! WE HAVE TO WORK ON CO-PARENTING!!!"
Nero: "I can talk to them about anything that doesn't harm them. They just asked what is for dinn..."
Asil: "NOT ACCEPTABLE! WHY WON'T YOU CO-PARENT WITH ME? YOU MUST RESPECT ME!"
Nero: "......"
Asil: "RESPECT MAH AU-THOR-A-TAY! Why won't you CO-PARENT?!?!?"
Nero: "....."
Asil: "GROW UP! PULL UP YOUR BIG BOY PANTS!"
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To reverse the car and back into a parking space. Parents usually do this because they go to many unnecessary means to be safer for kids.
Ha ha, you parent parked? That's awesome.
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When two individuals, who are parents start seeing each other.
Toby has a child from a previous relationship. Toby starts seeing a woman called Emily who also has a child from a failed relationship. Both are unable to commit to anything serious, but enjoy the casual nature of their relationship. To keep things going, they agree to be Parents with Benefits. Their separate children can play together and later the adults get their own play time. However Emily finds someone else, and her situation changes. Seeing that her and Toby can't continue, they end the Parents with Benefits, but remain friends still. Their children still play together.
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(n.) -- A method of parenting which is similar to the way a child holds a balloon, in which parents allow their children to rise like a helium-filled balloon and float on their own, while at the same time making sure that their growing sons and daughters have a strong grasp on the string so that they do not float away to unknown parts.
"My parents were good to me, and they raised me with helium parenting ideas. They gave me a lot of freedom when I was a child but they were always there for me, too. I loved being a balloon and yet I was glad they made sure I was holding on to the string."
overheard at a watercooler in the hallway at Temple Beth Shalom in
Toronto, Janary 31, 2012
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arrogant narcissistic assholes that deserve to trip over on their faces and say their daughter will go to hell when in reality they will be going there instead for being the devil in disguise
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When a mother and/or father need to take a greater responsibility in raising their child/children and not have extended family be guardian.
Sue and Dev need to parent up and stop leaving their kids off with her parents to raise.
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