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The thing that your mom said its okay to eat
mom: why wont you finish your banana?
me: thats the black part of a banana no way im eating that.
mom: so?
me: its weird and gross
dad: so is your moms pussy but i still ate it
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This term is often used offensively towards someone who has wronged you and deserves punishment in the form of a fart to the face, thus parting the offenders hair.
"You bitch, I'm gonna part your hair for that!"
"She sat quietly in the indian style position while her husband carefully parted her hair."
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There are 3 parts of NY state, here they are as simple as posible...
1) "The City" - Location: The 5 bouroghs - Whats There: Extremly urban, alot of history, and pretty dirty.
2) "Long Island" - Location: Anything on the island east of Queens. - Whats There: The further west you go, the more it looks like Queens, the more east you go, the more suburban it gets. Very clean and not much crime.
3) "Upstate" - Location: Anything north of the Bronx, weather it be 10 ft or 100 miles. - Whats There: Starts out urban/suburban above the Bronx. As you go north, it becomes extremly rural with farms, mountains, hill-billys, woodstock concerts, and nuclear testing sites.
Im not against any part of NY, ive lived in all 3 locations. Its all simply the truth...
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A bloke or lass that you have no emotional connection to who you shag... a lot.
I don't need a relationship I've got a part time shag.
Dude I think my part time shag is developing feelings for me.
You're now in a relationship with your part time shag, you're a faggot.
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You had a huge poop earlier in the day and you are certain that you wont drop a deuce for a few days. Bam, two hours later you have a poop to rival the hugeness earlier.
Where has John been?
He's been busy in the crapper with The poo, part deux
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1. A (middle) manager whose reach far exceeds his grasp.
2. A Local Caesar for the digital age.
Bert: How is your contribution to the strategic planning committee's mission statement coming along?
Ernie: Dude, we work at an Orange Julius.
Bert: You won't be working here long with that attitude.
Ernie: Aight, Part-Time Jobs. I'll get right on it.
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a faux medical disorder causing the appearance of dementia: an apparent degenerative disorder, real or imagined, that affects the recall and thinking and seems to know no age at which it occurs.
Ah, ... I just had a part-zheimer's event, not alzheimer's, just part...
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