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When you are so drunk and wasted you start to feel like you are a ghost. Just like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.
Dude, after that 8th shot of tequila I was so Patrick Schwastey.
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patrick is a retard which is meaning stupid Patrick Milinkovic
When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born
Yooo let's get Patrick Shwavyd lol that’s lit
1. A Patrick Howell is someone with superhuman libido, capable of satisfying an unbelievable amount of people with near every body part.
2. To have sexual intercourse involving a xylophone.
3. A sex act involving purple sprouting broccoli, a starfish and the Burmese pro democracy campaigner Aung San Suu Kyi.
4. A permanent state of arousal.
Holy shit Linda and Charlie have been at it for 3 days straight, I even heard Linda moaning about Charles earlobe its like they are Patrick Howell's.
Do you want to fuck on the glockenspiel or the xylophone?
"How about the xylophone, I feel in the mood to Patrick Howell".
The administration in Rangoon is authoritarian, its a shame I really wanted to Patrick Howell you.
Dude I popped 15 viagra, im in a Patrick Howell right now
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When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born
(Your welcome Noel Miller)
Yooo lets get Patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit
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fine ass porn star that loves the dick. nice ass, great tits. i know a girl that looks just like her (and her name is tara)
if i could fuck tara or tera, i would, it doesnt matter who they look like twin sisters
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The cornucopia of awesome, Patrick is a dumb, pink starfish that often hangs out with his best pal Spongebob, as they wander around their hometown, Bikini Bottom, blessing the ocean with their stupidity. He is the dumber of the two (and that's saying something), but often has sudden bursts of genius, which disappear faster than they came. He is also the funnier of the two because he has the most badass voice and also because he had reached the absolute zenith of stupidity. That's right, Patrick Star had mastered the art of dumbassness (in a good way).
He rocks and you know it.
"The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma."
"If I ever found the jerk that threw that peanut, I'd have a few choice words with him. Like, uh, "you". And "are". And "a jerk"!"
Patrick: "Well here's your problem! You have it set to M for Mini, when all you have to do is set it to W for Wumbo!"
Spongebob: "Partick, I don't think Wumbo is a word..."
Patrick: "C'mon! I Wumbo. You Wumbo. He, she, we Wumbo. Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"
Spongebob: "I never should have doubted you, Patrick!"
*The quotes might not be exactly as they are on TV. Let's hope my memory serves me right*
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