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A derogative term for the police. Because they are against most sex.
You be on the look out for the cock block patrol while I hire a prostitute.
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a derogative name for the police.
The ass hole patrol stoped me for speeding last night while I was taking my mother to the hospital after she had a heart attack.
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A squadron of highly trained individuals, gifted in the art of Nae Nae, far more powerful than even Phil Swift!
Yo man watch out for the Nae Nae Patrol
A special agency of the Thot Patrol that focuses it’s efforts upon one singular town or city. A majority of their affairs involve high school aged thots, although that can vary from place to place. This agencies job is to regulate harlotry locally in order to prevent nationwide catastrophe of thottery as well as protect the locals from small acts of thottery that usually go unnoticed by the larger divisions of Thot Patrol.
lHey, did you see bust at school last night?
Yea, I heard the Local Thot Patrol deadass caught a bunch of thots lackin😤💯
Ayye 🅱️ we gotta hop on that Patrol know what I’m sayin?
Hell yea no 🅱️hots allowed.
Not to be confused with "Money Drain" (an incompetent woman shopping for their one planned item, but leaving with 10+ items continuously), nor used independently or by pairing the former duo with "Patrol" (which is snatching pencils from nerds), "the" Money Drain Patrol are large groups of workers that are tied to any organization where the primary objective of said organisation is to take people's money via "anti-services" (definition pending), without the use of compassion, common sense or discretion.
Such organisations include, but are not limited to, City Council Groups, Airports and Taxi Companies.
"I had to pay $200 for my oversized bag, guess who? None other than the Money Drain Patrol, standing there smiling, delighted to shit over my day and empty my pockets over one centimeter"
"Getting a taxi is such an anti-service, just another excuse for the Money Drain Patrol to earn a dishonest dollar by shitting on my wallet - I only like 1km away and it took an hour"
A regular Thot Patrol force, but better.
The Interstellar Thot Patrol spots, engages, and destroys thots.
This is a simple and fun activity done by inebriated or high people to pass time. It involves anything from making memes to understanding deep philosophical questions in life this is used in lieu of driving or putting people in danger. Some of these activities include: crying, trying to make a full-sized pizza in your microwave, mambo italiano, turning down the volume to see better, sitting at your door waiting for the pizza man to deliver a new pizza, freestyle rapping, finding a mouse and making a new friend, trying to find that ONE cd, theorizing the flat earth, watching the wizard of oz with Pink Floyd on, crying again because you dropped your new pizza, and donating a large amount of money to a charity then thinking tater that someone stole your credit card but then end up just taking money away from kids with AIDS.
Tim: Hey Jeff , what were ou doing last night
Jeff: you know just patrolling the high seas.
Tim: what the fuck we live in Iowa
Jeff: you wouldn’t understand
Tim: your being an asshole
Jeff: You’re
Tim: what
Jeff: got em’