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Cow Patty

Gateway Computers

The reason why Gateway Computers has a cow as a spokesman is because, just like a cow patty, Gateway Computers comes from a cow's ass.

by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 5, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


evan and pattie

The hottest couple in the entire world that everyone is completely jealous of. Everyone wants to have an Evan and Pattie relationship.; A term that refers to a really amazing couple.

Person 1: Have you seen that couple? They have such an Evan and Pattie relationship!
Person 2: I wish I could be like them!!

by merfthesmurf December 28, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Happy Patties

Before a man has anal sex with a woman, He puts lettuce in her rectumm and proceeds to ram it in. After it is thouroughly rammed, he urinates on it and then eats it.

Screw iceburg lettuce, happy pattie lettuce is the bomb!

by Jakemasta flex June 10, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


catty patty

name for someone who is exceptionally fierce

DAYYUMM! did you just see that xc girl? She is one hella fine catty patty!

by Gangsta_pianoplayaa October 14, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Patty Wack

A person of Latino heritage or someone with the same skin color.

I am going to have that patty wack cut my grass.

by Matthew T. Kane June 20, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


patty mayonnaise

A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.

When Doug Funnie finally gets to go down on Patty Mayonnaise.

by Agent Kaniff June 23, 2007

85๐Ÿ‘ 213๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kink patty

A kink patty is when you take the males feces and make it into the shape of a hamburger...then you place it on his chest and flip it with your hand flat like a spatula.then make sizzling noises and pretend he's so hot he can cook your kink patty once you've had enough fun with that place the shaped feces on a hamburger bun and there it is...a kink patty

Hey babe I'm feeling overly kinky tonight...are you ok with that? Mind if I make a kink patty on your hairy sexy chest and make a burger with your poop?

by Dr. Kink July 27, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž