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In an effort to avoid getting hit in the eye, she turns her head and gets his goo in her ear.
Last night in Graham's parking lot, some girl chickened out and ended up with a Concho pearl. Poor thing's half-deaf now...
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a dryed up ball of baby batter lost in pubic hairs shaped like a pearl.
I went down on my girl friend and found a muff pearl i knew she was cheating cuase it wasn't mine!
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A double-meaning song by ZZTop.
She want a pearl necklace.
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when a man releases his seed upon a female counterpart and, with the proper aim and well-timed loads, can shoot semen upon the bottom of the woman's ears, and have them drip down so as to resemble pearl earrings
"Dude, I gave Molly a set of pearl earrings so amazing I had to take a photo of them- check it out."
"Yeah man, totally incredible."
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To ejaculate onto a slab of SPAM and then feed to a stupid ass fan of the band Pearl Jam.
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1. Shiny and white like pearls, sticky like jam, if you didn't already know: it's semen.
2. Probably one of the worst "Grunge" bands, or at least one with the worst influence on "Modern Rock" bands from the mid 90's onwards.
"It's sad that when people think of Pearl Jam, they think of that band instead of the fluid which carries with it the potential for human life."
"Anna enjoyed some pearl jam last night"
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