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a dryed up ball of baby batter lost in pubic hairs shaped like a pearl.
I went down on my girl friend and found a muff pearl i knew she was cheating cuase it wasn't mine!
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A double-meaning song by ZZTop.
She want a pearl necklace.
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when a man releases his seed upon a female counterpart and, with the proper aim and well-timed loads, can shoot semen upon the bottom of the woman's ears, and have them drip down so as to resemble pearl earrings
"Dude, I gave Molly a set of pearl earrings so amazing I had to take a photo of them- check it out."
"Yeah man, totally incredible."
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To ejaculate onto a slab of SPAM and then feed to a stupid ass fan of the band Pearl Jam.
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1. Shiny and white like pearls, sticky like jam, if you didn't already know: it's semen.
2. Probably one of the worst "Grunge" bands, or at least one with the worst influence on "Modern Rock" bands from the mid 90's onwards.
"It's sad that when people think of Pearl Jam, they think of that band instead of the fluid which carries with it the potential for human life."
"Anna enjoyed some pearl jam last night"
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While fucking a girl the guy pulls out and skeets cum across the girls belly and towards her chin forming a stream of opalescent and translucent droplets of cum that appear to be pearls.
"Darling I love you so much that I'm going to give you a string of pearls."
(Dipping her finger into the cum and tasting it) "I never knew a string of pearls could ever taste so delicious."
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