Peen Status

-When you have a Keyboard Warrior among you saying a lot of F**k Boy stuff on a social media platform.

(ex: What the f**k is this Peen Ass Status.)
(ex: why did that F**k boy make a Peen Status.)

Chunky peen

A slightly odd shaped, chunky penis

Christopher Columbus, is so pristine when he keeps his chunky peen clean

Peen punched the pink donut

When a well endowed man fucks you so hard it bruises your cervix.

This hung guy fucked me so hard last night my cervix is bruised. He peen punched the pink donut.

peen dude

when t fue dies and says peen cause he does not like to say penis

tfue (dies ) thats a fucking peen dude

ghost peen

When his dick is so white that it looks like casper the friendly ghost

Do you know chad? He has a bad case of Ghost peen.

F-Peen

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)

Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.

Smelly fishy peen

Where you have so much dick cheese and you never clean the peen.

Bro my girlfriend said I have a smelly fishy peen so I shot her ass.