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When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.
Hey girl, I finally got my anal period today!
A condition existing in women, consisting of a state of constant irritation and an excessive amount of anger. usually directed at males that are in close relationship with the victim.
PMS symptoms that don't seem to go away.
your girlfriend is always so mean to you. she must have perma-period.
The fear of any and every man ever to exist.
Jon: Dude. Julie and Jen's periods are syncronized.
James: RUN. PERIOD SYNCRONIZATION HAS STARTED.
When your period is so late that you have it while you’re having your next period causing it to be twice as bad
“Omg I’m 30 days late, I’m gonna have a double period”
Something you call women when they are really mad to calm them down. Should always be used if you have an upset wife/girlfriend.
My girl was being all mad and attacking me, so I called her a period monster and she settled down and started feeding me grapes.
An amazing table of elements that shows Hydrogen (element 1) to Oganesson (element 118). The farther to the right and up you go on the table, the less reactive elements typically get.
I have the periodic table on my wall.
Spicy period that has hot chilli pepper and is contagious to all thottt in the land. Some would say “ damn did you see Jennifer she’s s p I c y “
#guy one: “Susan got a case of the spicy last night and John didn’t know what to do”
#guy two:” s p i c y”
Hot period: a period above 25 degrees