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An inability to get an erection, due to feeling like you're a fraud.
- Oh, no, You've got Cheater Peter.
- Cheater Peter?
- It was a big problem for a dear friend.
I'm not gonna name names, but he's a famous cyclist, one testicle, first name Lance...
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Peter fullarton. A male specimen of our species who cooks, cleans, sings, acts, and is in the army. Plain and simply he is a little on the bent side....so me and Mic think ;o)
Bethany- ha ha look its pete
Mic- no no....correction its peter peter penis eater
may also be called; peter fullashit, peter peter pedaphile, kiddy fiddler (also may be confused with micheal smedely)
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AKA: Wormtail
One time Tag-Along best friend to James Potter, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin. Gryffindor for God only knows what reasons. Filthy betraying piece of shit. Minion of the dark Lord Voldemort. As good as killed James and Lily Potter. Also, owes Harry Potter his life.
"Hello, I'm Peter Pettigrew, and I betray my best friends."
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Peteranswers.com is a website that you can use to trick your friends into believing that the website can guess the answers to the questions you ask it. To use peter answers, in the petition box press the "." (period) key then type the answer of the question you are going to ask. To everyone around you it will look as if you are typing "Peter, please answer" if your answer is shorter than "Peter, please answer" then you press "." again and finish the petition (Same thing if your answer is long with Peter, please answer the following question). Then, add a colon to the end of the word "answer" (or "question" depending on how long your answer is) and type in your question! Your friends will be amazed. When they try to type in a question, Peter will say something like, "You do not believe in Peter" and won't give them an answer.
Peter answers won't work for me because I don't believe in the website.
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A man.
A man who is pure genius when it comes to putting feelings into words and music.
A man with a heart of gold who is not for sale to the highest bidder.
Not a body part.
Not an object or a thing.
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Peter jones is a nice guy who tries to hard. He is a fuckboi, and doesn't treat his friends well. Most of the time he is funny and a good friend, but will desert you the second he thinks he has a chance of making out with someone.
Don't hate Peter Jones a lot of people already do.
If only he hadn't turned into a Peter Jones.
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