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Justin is a very nice guy, especially when it comes to clubbing he will pay for your drinks all night as long as you keep him happy. Justin is also very consistent when it comes to eating ribcity, if you love cheese fries and spicy hot tenders then he is the guy for you ;) Justin tends to have a very circular head which can be a bit overwhelming but as long as you stare into those ching chong eyes you can see past his big circle fucking head :) He also is a man with the ladies, once you see his big fat juicy hairy tits you’ll instantly fall in love. Justin over all is the guy to go for, his favorite pick up line is “ I payed $10!”
Justin phillip villarreal
girl 1: BEST PUSSY I EVER HAD!
girl 2: YEAH IM HITTIN THAT TOO
Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
Paying someone to give you a hand job
can you give me the phillip special
Gentleman and immortal cat. Possibly celestial. He is a firm believer that "you guys suck."
TRam and Phillip Seymore Cat is party.
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Talented person with a lot of determination. A ladies man and always nice and funny. Person is very hot and loves being challenged with anything. Awesome personality and makes friends easily. Wishes to make a lot of money with minimal work. Clever by avoiding problems and getting out of situations or getting in them for a good purpose. Bo Is an awesome person with potential.
Bo Phillips walked by and people went to talk to him.
Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"
Baby get ready for the captain Phillips I'm gunnna stick a lifeboat sized load of cum in you.