Phone Rape

When a seemingly normal guy/girl is on the phone with you and proceeds to have phone sex with you when you don't want it, narrating both sides, so you have no choice but to listen in total awe.

Bob: I was on the phone with this chick last night, and we were having a pretty normal conversation, then she phone raped me, I haven't been the same ever since.
Friend: I warned you about her.

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self-phone

To call yourself so that you can find your cell phone.

"Dude, dial my number, I need a self-phone cause I was drunk last night when I put my cell phone down."

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phone face

when someone is laying in bed and their phone is in the air and they drop it on their face.

Last night i was totally a phone face.

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Phone Limbo

When your phone's battery is close to being drained and you're unable/too lazy to charge it. How low can YOU go?

This morning I discovered my phone hadn't charged the night before, and was forced to play Phone Limbo; I couldn't text for fear of running out of power.

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Déjà-phone

The false sensation that your phone is ringing or vibrating.

"Hang on, my phone is ringing... Oh no, looks like I was just having a déjà-phone!"

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phone billion

When your having a perfectly good day and it comes to a horrible twist when your cell bill arrives and your parents see that you sent 400 text messages over your limit.

Cara: wanna do something tonight?
Dani: No, my phone billion came and my parents are plotting my death as we speak

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phone dude

Fuckin badass phone guy from FNaF3

Phone Dude: Hey Hey, glad you came back for another night!

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