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The act of studying a shared pizza pie to ensure that you inherit the larger of the inevitably, unevenly-sliced options.
A careful exercise in patience and timing is necessary to acquire the biggest, most appealing slice available at that time.
(Slippery) Pete demonstrated "pizza favoritism" when he took an extra long gulp of soda as he noticed his friend
was ready for another slice too. This bought him enough time to have his friend take the ghetto slice with one peperoni on it
and gave Pete the opportunity to swoop in for the next in line money slice.
The practice of pizza delivery drivers compressing a pizza box so that the chess from the pizza sticks to the roof of the box. This practice usually occurs when a customer has a history of not tipping drivers.
I was too broke to tip the pizza guy last time so the next time I ordered I got a pizza roofie.
Failure to accomplish something after eating pizza. Usually large quantities of pizza is consumed. A sort of jinx brought about from eating pizza.
I can't believe we went from 1st place to 5th place in the event after eating pizza. It must be pizza poisoning.
The phrase or words used to describe a person with bad facial acne eating out an ass
A derogatory statement used to describe a person with a greasy or heavily acne ridden face who looks like shit.
"Damn man, last night was great! I was like a pizza in the mud!"
Omg! Damn that girl looks like a real pizza in the mud!"
When instead of ordering a pizza and paying for it, you call back and complain about your "previous experience", all in the hopes of having them send you out a replacement/refund pizza. This should be done sparingly, otherwise if done frequently use different numbers or order at gullible places such as Pizza Hut.
Tim: Wanna throw down on a pizza?
Mikey: *sighs* I guess I got five on it.
Doug: Fuck it lets scam a pizza.
Tim: Why not it's been a couple days.
An entrepreneurial expert specialising in the Ancient Italian cuisine of Domino's Pizza, and the culinary art of Pizza design. A Pizza Mogul uses their expansive vocabulary of Hashtags to promote their Pizza designs through Social Media.
Arguably the most gifted Domino's Pizza Mogul of the 21st Century goes by the nom de plume #Shakedown. Compared to Matt Damon from Good Will Hunting due to his boyish good looks and remarkable intellect, #Shakedown's greatest Pizza works include, #ShakedownBeefNBaconSlider, #FrickinKickinChicken, and the favourite of the Hipster the #GarlicPrawnDeluxeSupreme.
to traverse from pizzeria to pizzeria and progressivly become more full and possibly obese
"Hey Nicole, I got the munchies.."
"I know! Let's go Pizza Hopping!"
"Will I get drunk?"
"Nope, only full.. and possibly obese!"
"Awesome."