When a corporeal being of some kind gives you penetration related sexual satisfaction
Girl you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I got Phantom Poke'd from a ghost last night
When you get done eating sauerkraut all day, after New Years and your asshole is so raw it hurts to wipe normal so you have to poke your butthole with toilet paper just so it doesn’t continue to hurt any worse and cause mass-bleeding from hemorrhoids.
Goddam I ate so much sauerkraut I had to poke wipe my chili ring all day it hurt so bad.
v. The act of chichalooing a hefty young lady, often done accidentally.
Kid 1: Let's go chichaloo some girls tonight!
Kid 2: We better be careful not to start walrus poking these mamacitas!
Kid 1: You're right! I'd rather be popping a dingo.
When getting from one place to another at an unnecessarily slow pace, not mentally just physically
If you mosey poke around while at work you boss is sure to get upset with you .
When the vaccine distributor gives you a not dead version of a vaccine and it gets you sick
"Dude, I got a flu shot yesterday and I totally got a poke and kill"
1. A pyramid of pokes.
2. When IMing your friends, you might decide to spam them with this.
3. Used in a Poke War to win.
4. Total spam that is in the shape of a pyramid... containing the word: poke.
Example Of A Poke Pyramid:
poke
pokepoke
pokepokepoke
pokepokepokepoke
pokepokepokepokepoke
pokepokepokepokepokepoke
pokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
This is a complete Poke Pyramid. Also used as spam. :) This took me sooo long!!!!
This is a euphemism for anal fingering. Or anal probing with ones phalanges.
Last night after some heaving petting, we decided to move on to poke the moon instead, this was considerably more pleasurable.