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Wen ur at the movies or at u house watchon a movie u cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box so wen go girl go 2 grab popcorn she grabs yo junk
Last nite I tricked my girl while watching friday by making a dick in a popcorn box
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The burn scars a pervert has, from performing the popcorn trick, and getting his junk burnt from the molten butter and hot unpopped kernels.
perverted virgin: Want some popcorn?
chick: No. Are you crying?
perverted virgin: No.
chick: I bet you leave this theater, with popcorn trick scars. I'm leaving.
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the chosen gastronomic delight of checkers players the world over. although saint jackolas will claim responsibility, colonel sanders invented this delicacy in 1867, on the checkers battlefield.
"the colonal has outdone himself with this addictive and health damaging product...top draw fast food" - Rob McLean, checkers hero and popcorn chicken addict
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When you pour popcorn over someone’s pussy and eat it by then licking the pussy itself and making a woman come with some popcorn bits still in her vagina
Man that Java popcorn lick I did last night has my jaw all sore
A movie that's so scary, you have to hide behind your box of popcorn sometimes.
Movies like Jaws, The Shining, Friday the 13th, and Halloween are popcorn box movies.
When you breakup ramen noodles in the bag, dump flavor powder in and eat them raw.
Puerto Rican popcorn is so quick and easy.
1.Noun. To be obsessed with popcorn, including the making or distributing of.
2.Adj/Noun. To be short, redheaded, obsessed with management officials involved in the making of said popcorn.
3.Noun. Pedophile.
Worker at Cineplex Odeon, thinks she's Lindsey Lohan.
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