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A polite reference to a clean shaven vah-jay-jay. The overlapping labia tend to resemble the delicate folds deli ham (pickle insertion optional).
Fresh from her brazilian, Lillian proudly displayed her pressed ham sandwich.
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When you poop in the shower and mash it down the drain with your foot.
I got in the shower, and had to take a shit, but I didn't want to get out of the shower, so I just did a French press.
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Taking a shit between a women's breast and then smashing it with her breasts.
My girlfriend couldn't decide where she wanted to eat so I offered her a Cincinnati Panini Press.
A song that you get dressed to impress.
I'm going to have a shower and get ready to go out Ari! Nice... what's your press up song man?
When you take a dump on the baby changing station and close it in the walmart bathroom
All the stalls were full, so I had to walmart panani press!
Similar to the pile driver in nature, and perhaps more satisfying. In this classic maneuver, the man squats hamstring to hamstring with the chick who is positioned ass up, on her neck and shoulders so he can drill press his cock into her; with each dipping thrust, she gets a birds-eye view of his asshole.
Susie loves the pile driver so last night i switched it up and gave her the Iranian Drill Press. When we finished she asked me to marry her.
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When a male moons someone and performs the following actions
1.) Tucking their genitalia between their legs and thus towards the buttcrack (Also known as a Fruitbasket)
2.) Pressing the whole shabang (while bent over) against a pane of glass thus achieving a "Pressed Rat and Warthog"
I.E. Exactly the same as a Fruit Basket but pressed against a pane of glass
Yeah, at first I was just going to moon Larry but I decided to give 'im the old Pressed Rat and Warthog on his driver side window.
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